So it goes like this..... Panhead Rick , Vonrothinfink and myself are riding to brooklyn on saturday. We are on the BQE and I gotta take a piss like there is no tomorrow. I try to ignore my insatiable need to urinate and I dont feel like getting on or off this God ugly pot hole infested highway. As im riding with a mental clothes pin clamped on my cock, Vonrothinfink rolls up next to me and I can see yellow in his eyes! He points to his crotch and screams across the BQE " I GOTTA PISS"! Hailmary! I believe is what i said to myself. At that point, I start pulling to the right to pick a good exit. Randomly I decide the exit for 4th ave would be the spot to find a bathroom. We pull off the ramp and come to 4th ave, to our right i see a burger king and a dominos pizza joint! Holy mother of piss I believe this could be the end of my bladder blues right here. As we are rolling over to fast food alley . Vonrothinfink spots the holy grail of port a johns on a construction site. Awesome a place to unhose!! The three of us pull in and franticly and joyfully run for this plastic box full of shit. We all take our turns inside and when we are done a couple of construction guys come over and start drooling over our panheads. "Oh what year is that","is it hard to ride a jockey" , "i bet its hard to kick" etc etc etc , all the typical questions ya get when you own a panhead. UNTIL!!!!!! the one guy goes " I got one of these motors at home! (How many time have i heard that) Well panhead rick quickly responded as we all do " well what ya doing with it? This man sent by the lord answered by saying " nothin why you want to buy it????????? How much Rick answered????? Then the answer that sent me back into that plastic box to SHIT ! Hows about $300.00................. IT WAS A GOOD PIT STOP!
Rick picked this up yesterday for 300.00 its a 64 matching cases all original panhead motor thatsbeen sitting in this guys house for over twenty years!
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that beats my $3,500 Pan I picked up last year. Right On Brother.
ReplyDeleteright on! Hey Jess, I shelled out 3500 for a clean lower end last year too!
ReplyDeleteProbably cursed. Gonna blow a rear cylinder right into your nuts on the maiden voyage...unless you sell it to me!
ReplyDeleteNice job dad maybe we'll build that one and ill ride it.
ReplyDeleteThat story makes me want to "joyfully run for this plastic box full of Shit"!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice one!